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More Christmas Present Suggestions December 6, 2012

Posted by Mitchell in Art, Destined for the Gulags, Yorling.
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I just found out about these today: Eyelashes for your car. No, seriously.


Now I know what you’re thinking: do they come in other colors? Well of course they do. Next you’ll wonder if you can get sparkly eyeliners too. Don’t be silly, of course you can. Order them here: Carlashes.com Don’t be fooled by the cheap knock-off versions available on Amazon.

Next up, are you ever disappointed with your poo? Or know somebody else who is? They say you can’t polish a turd, but you can make it shine! Or at least glitter. BEHOLD! Tywin Lannister’s Poo-Bedazzler Pills!

No shit.

No shit.

Ehh, gold pills may be fake.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.