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Joke March 16, 2011

Posted by Mitchell in Home.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston “

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your
business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from
my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.”

“Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.”

“I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
is the Southern Redneck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m
sorry,” she said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I
don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”



1. Mitchell - March 16, 2011

Holy crap!

2. Lipstick - March 16, 2011

Is that recent?! Ugh!

3. Mitchell - March 16, 2011

I thought it was, but it turns out it’s from last September.

4. Nicole - March 16, 2011

LOL at the joke. 🙂 The lions are just something that was bound to happen sooner or later. You can’t cage up wild critters alongside people. 🙂

5. Mitchell - March 16, 2011

I like how the lady lion was all “Dude! Calm down!”

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