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Cowboy Poetry March 8, 2011

Posted by Mitchell in Art, Destined for the Gulags, Politics.

For Harry

Your politics are pure Communist Red,
My poems are faded cowboy denim blue.
Now give me some sweet taxpayer money you evil old bastard.



1. Lemur King - March 8, 2011

Harry Reid?

I’m amazed that the guy keeps getting elected.

2. Mitchell - March 8, 2011

Everybody outside of Las Vegas & Reno despises him. Alas that’s where all the dipshit liberals went to after they fled their mess in Kalifornia.

Also Sharon Angle ran a bad campaign last time. And of course union corruption helped too.

3. He’s smoking something really bitchin’. « Lemur King's Folly - March 9, 2011

[…] Thanks to Mitchell for the tip-off. […]

4. LC Aggie Sith - March 9, 2011

This is not a Haiku….

You do need taxpayer money to fund this, don’t you?? 😉

5. Mitchell - March 10, 2011

I need LOTS of money so I can quit my job and work on my cowboy haiku poetry.

6. geoff - March 10, 2011

Old Topic: <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/nation/unemployment-by-county/&quot;This is why the economy looks so bleak to you.

Mitchell - March 14, 2011

Well, that and legion of feckless crapweasels running our country into the ground with the ever mounting super-debt they’re piling up and the general tail-spin the world is in, etc. Yeah, not much optimism around here.

7. Lemur King - March 11, 2011

Mitchell – the same thing happens in Oregon, too. The largest population centers happen to be where the most people hold out their hands the most (and happen to be liberal, go figure) and therefore Portland and Eugene pretty much control what happens in the state.

I hear NY upstate feels the same way, generally about NYC.

I think I’m going to become a cowboy and compose poems about shi… uh, stuff in my backyard and on my porch.

8. Lipstick - March 16, 2011

I’m an ol’ cowboy
Ridin’ the range all alone
Where’s my subsidy?

9. Lemur King - March 16, 2011

Threw this one out a long time before… an engineering cowboy lyric. If’n only it could be turned into a haiku.

I’m just a quantum cowboy
ridin’ the free spectral range
etalon, lil doggie!

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