I Want A Bail Out November 20, 2008Posted by Mitchell in Politics.
Tags: Bailouts, Computers, Crooks & Liars, Money
Dear Washington DC,
I see that you now give away butt loads of money to whoever can cry a sob story. Let me tell you mine. My laptop computer at home is crapping out on me and now it’s really close to Christmas and I won’t have the funds to buy both a new computer for me and good presents for my family. You see my problem. In this day and age you really can’t get by without a computer and high speed internet connectivity in the home. You just can’t! Now I’m not asking you for billions or millions of dollars, nor am I asking you to pay for my mortgage. No, I’m only asking for a little help with a computer. About $10,000 ought to cover it.
P.S. Oh, and I haven’t flown on any private jets or vacationed at any pricy and exclusive spa/resorts recently. You know, in case that’s a factor in your consideration.