The Center of the Anomaly

I Want A Bail Out November 20, 2008

Dear Washington DC,

I see that you now give away butt loads of money to whoever can cry a sob story.  Let me tell you mine.  My laptop computer at home is crapping out on me and now it’s really close to Christmas and I won’t have the funds to buy both a new computer for me and good presents for my family.  You see my problem.  In this day and age you really can’t get by without a computer and high speed internet connectivity in the home.  You just can’t!  Now I’m not asking you for billions or millions of dollars, nor am I asking you to pay for my mortgage.  No, I’m only asking for a little help with a computer.  About $10,000 ought to cover it.

Thanks!

P.S.  Oh, and I haven’t flown on any private jets or vacationed at any pricy and exclusive spa/resorts recently.  You know, in case that’s a factor in your consideration.