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You Know What I Hate? August 29, 2007

Posted by Mitchell in Strange & Unusual.

When the inside of my nose smells really bad.  There’s just no escaping it.  Anybody know of anything like “nose-deodorant”?  “Nosepourri”?  Gah.


1. Steamboat McGoo - August 30, 2007

I read this yesterday, and have been trying to smell the inside of my nose ever since. No cigar. I even stuck my pinky up there (both sides) and then sniffed the finger. Nada. Did I get Jean Baptiste Gruenuille’s nose by mistake? Is my nose flawed?

If my neighbors find out, will they sniff with haughty distain at my nose? I hate it when that happens. It stinks.

Am I gonna die?

2. Pupster - August 30, 2007

Where has your nose been?

3. kevlarchick - August 30, 2007

*trying to think of something to say*

You might have some weird allergy.

4. bmac - August 30, 2007

Might be time to invent a Nose-Douche.

5. Enas Yorl - August 30, 2007

Ha ha! I thought this might draw some responses!

Normally no one can smell thier own noses of course, but occasionally mine crafts a nasty little stink-booger that lurks somewhere in the recesses beyond the reach of finger or force of air. I don’t smell it constantly or with great force, just pungent little wafts every few seconds, extremely localized and pinpointable to the particular nostril wherein the SB dwells. Nothing I can do for it except wait for it to pass, which it does after some hours. Thankfully I’ve been stink-booger free all day today.

6. Steamboat McGoo - August 30, 2007

I bet bmac’s nose-douche would get ’em, Enas! I envision something that is CO2 powered or attaches to the bathroom sink faucet. Y’know – mighty.

7. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

I think there is a sorta sensory short circuit called “sensual dysphoria” or is it “sensual delusion?” I can’t recall. Basicaly, if there is a particular thought set in your mind, you will smell it, even if there is no reason for you to smell it, or hear it, even if there is no reason for you to hear it.

Sometimes I worry about schizophrenia(which almost always comes to the for at about my age), because I think I am experiencing that particular thing.

8. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

It’s not common, so don’t go all “holy shit wicked really is crazy” thing yet. It just happens everyonce in a while, and whenever it does happen I stick my wallet in my mouth.

9. Pupster - September 1, 2007

I’m not worried about schizophrenia.

10. Pupster - September 1, 2007

Me neither.

11. Steamboat McGoo - September 2, 2007

I bet bmac’s nose-douche would cure your schizo issues, Wicked!

We could call it the Water Pic – but that name is already taken. Rats.

How ’bout the Water Finger? Gold Digger? Nugget Nudger?

12. mesablue - September 4, 2007

You wanna really gross yourself out — smell your belly button.

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