Official Timewasters
Yeah, Dave @ GR posted this one a while back, so it’s “old”. It’s still fun though. Curveball! I haven’t been able to get past level 8.
This one is a little different: Roboclaw. I’m up to level 14.
If y’all have some others, pop a link or an URL in the comments below, and if I waste enough time with it I’ll add it to the permanent collection.
Shoot the zombies. Yes I know it was over at Ace’s and NRO, but it’s funny - I was JUST thinking about this game a couple days ago. Anyway: De-Animator.
Level 19. Suckah.
Level 27. Bignose.
Level 30. Skippy food. And there’s no way to beat that, because level 30 is the last one. Heh.
Level 31!!!1!111!! Sobek’s been served!
What…you didn’t find the secret bonus level? What kind of croc-god are you?
Maybe crock-god is a more appropriate spelling.
Yes, Sobek – I finished level 30 too. Jack M. – are you pulling our chain? Is there a level 31?
Yes, there is. Didn’t you find it? Actually, I made it to level 32, which is available only to those who have a sufficient level of estrogen and never play on-line computer games.
If you like to touch balls, you can try this one:
http://www.balltoucher.com/
Sobek, I love touching balls! Thanks!
I touched 96 balls on my last try. That’s a lot of balls, but I think I can do better.
158 balls!
I only got 106 balls. You all must be gay.
183 Balls! Heh.
So, this is what you do instead of fighting crime. I’m so ashamed.
Enas, it’s obvious you’ve spent a lot of time touching balls. And BrewFan, there’s nothing gay about it. The game reinforces something hetero men have known for a long time: blue balls = bad.
“blue balls = bad”
You got that right. I missed the metaphor. My bad.
I have the Zidane Head Butt game, and I’m pretty good! It involves touching heads, so you all should be pretty good at it, too.
Yeah I played that one for a bit too. I think I like shooting zombies more.
Ah, you are just too cool for me.
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Danger! Highly Addictive Game!
http://www.k2xl.com/games/boomshine/
Ah, good ol’ Boomshine! I finished it with a score of 216. It only took me 3 tries for level twelve this time!