The Center of the Anomaly

I watched a show on the History Channel this morning about Doomsday prophesies of the year 2012.  According to the Mayan calendar the End of Times is December 12th 2012.  There were others too that point to this same time period where there will be great geological and / or political upheaval.  Among those noted:  the I Ching, Hopi Indian prophecy, web-bots, Merlin, and of course, The Book of Revelation. Although I thought they kinda shoe-horned that one in since it’s rather vague about a specific date when it hits the fan.  Conspicuously absent was Nostradamus in the lineup.  I was surprised.  Perhaps he had a different date that would mess up their 2012 theme. 

That kinda sucks that they predict World’s End during the Christmas holiday week.  I’m always on vacation that week.  Anyway, we all have only 1,642.97 days to get our shit in order.  I’m marking my calendar.  How about you?

You would think that they would send him an e-mail or something warning about this.

But I have a very, very healthy respect for depths.

This mountain pass is just crazy: 

I betcha LiveLeak loses tons of hits to Youtube ’cause LiveLeak is so retarded.

My very, very expensive iPod is iCrapping out on me.  Songs and album information are autodeleting themselves from the damn iThing.  iCan’t add new songs to the iPOS either.  It looks like iMight have to reformat the stupid thing and start all over. 

 iShit.

 Oh, and why am iNot showing up in the Recent Comments?  This is really iPissing iMe iOff.

When the inside of my nose smells really bad.  There’s just no escaping it.  Anybody know of anything like “nose-deodorant”?  “Nosepourri”?  Gah.

Hola Netamigos!  It’s been a while since I rapped at ya.

This September some Ace-O’Spaders are going to meet up in Boston.  This October Mr. & Mrs. Retired Geezer are going to come down to their old stomping grounds here in Las Vegas.  There are already a few of us Ace-holes here in town and I thought it would be a nice opportunity for us to have a little get-together of our own.  Bmac has said he’s interested, Geoff said he might be able to make it too.  I hope to get Sobek and Lipstick Dynamite on board as well.  That’s potentially seven people right there, not counting spouses and/or life-partners, mistresses, etc.  I hope to get the word out (beyond this place certainly) and who knows how many people might show up at this thing?

So I did the FrontSight links a while back and I did get the certificate for the four day gun training at their facility somewheres around here.  I looked through their promotional material and it looks like they have one hell of a facility.  Anyway, today in our weekly team meeting our new-ish team member said that he was taking some time off this winter to get some gun training.  I asked him where he was going and he said “FrontSight in Pahrump.”  I was floored.   I said that I had a certificate for that place and he said he got one too.  Obviously he has a blog or website as well.  We didn’t mention the blogs in the meeting but I’m sure it will come up again sometime. 

Pure, concentrated evil in a can. 

“After I finish this I’m gonna dig your eyes out with my spoon.”

If you were skating around the right side of the blogorink in the earlier years, you may have hit a fast skid of ice called Rachel Lucas.  She had a couple popular incarnations before going dark, and now she’s popped up again.  Older.  Wiser?  Different anyway.  Check her out:  Rachel Lucas. 

Micheal Jackson wants to build a 50 foot tall robot version of himself to roam around in the desert around Las Vegas.  Found over at Hot Air.  As a city, we would never live this down.  NEVER.  What the hell is this guy doing in my town anyway?  I thought he left the U.S. for some muslim armpit didn’t he? 

GAH!!